Everybody Want to Rule the World, says Jim Corr!
Everyone in Europe is in a blind shit-filled panic after the lovely fascist public of Ireland mistakenly voted NO by accident in the Eurovision Elections the other week, and now the hunt is on for the Scapegunts to take the blame for why they gave the wrong answer. Some peoples have been pointing at Biff O’Cowen and his feckless raft of faineant ministers, who was not clear enough to the public that the European feudalstate required the sort of forelock-tugging obeisance we’ve come to espect from Irish farmers and instead plastered the streets of the nation’s towns with life-size posters of their own mugs accompanied by the one-word slogan YES as if it would have the subliminal effect of associating them with positive vibes. Instead, if you drive down Mullingar High Street, is like the soliloquy from Ulysses: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, we said, Yes. Escept Ireland said No.
Another person who is getting the blame now is unknown famous musician of the band The Kerrs. Jim Corr was going on the radio and said that, if necessary, he would stand for election for the European Union in order to save Ireland from the Freemasons. In the interview, he argued that the government of Ireland is riddled with secret societies, such as the Masons, the Rosicrucians, the Mormons, the Pretenders, the Persuaders, and the Champions, and that these societies are determined to sell Ireland’s birthright to the highest bidder, probably Bono. He would not allow this, he said. He would do everything in his special super powers to stop it. He also made the very interesting and novel observation that the attacks of 9/11 in the United States were caused by rogue elephants in the Bush administration. This was a claim I had not heard made before.
As you can clearly see, this is yet another reason why musicians should keep out of politics. Is nearly as bad as when that lady band called The Dicksie Chix went on stage and told the people of England they should be ashamed that Tony Blair was from Texas. They did not have a clue! And neither does Jim Corr, who is clearly barking, and also up the wrong tree. Of course there are secret societies in Irish government. If it wasn’t for Opus Dei, the country would have gone to the Shelbourne dogs years ago! Is precisely because of them that there are NO Masons, Protestants, Jews, Mormons, and cetera in Irish government. The Judaeo-Masonic Illuminati government is in America, NOT Ireland. This is why I was telling all decent good normal Irish fascists that they should vote YES in the Eurovision elections (see my very important and intelligent post below). Jim Corr has got it all cock-eyed (an Irish espression which means he views the world through the eye of his cock, much like my randy brother Hornolo).
But wait a minute . . .
Is not entirely beyond the realm of possibility that Jim Corr is a cleverly cultivated plant intended to discredit sensible fascist views with his bizarre rantings. Consider the fact that he belongs to a small, little-known sect familiar only to cognoscenti and adepts. Consider also that in spite of his statements about GM food and microchips inserted under the skin that all the other members of his band, his so-called “sisters,” are quite clearly clones who must have had their DNA genetically modified to look the way they do. As you can see from the picture above, even he look like them! So perhaps Jim Corr is himself a “false flag” operation. Maybe, just maybe, there were Freemasons at the heart of the YES campaign, deliberately disrupting it and rendering it so shoddy, so insulting, and so patronizing to the Irish peoples that it could not but fail, thereby fracturing the unity, harmony, and beauty of the corporate European feudalstate, much to the delight of the gleeful, hand-rubbing Illuminati masters of the universe in their secret underground lairs beneath the White House and Radio City Music Hall.
YES! It all make sense now. Jim Corr is a tool of the Illuminati! He is double-bluffing to throw us off his scent. Do not get upwind of him! Sniff him out. It is not impossible that he is the anti-christ foretold in the Book of Revelation and also some other books I have (although perhaps it is too early yet to say). If you have any of his records at home, whatever you do, do NOT listen to them! They are messages from the devil!
The people must be told!!
I think I need a lie down.