
Test It for Satan’s DNA!!
What is different? Si, I have had a shave!!
I espect most of you seeing this photograph up aboves was thinking, “Oh, No, here we go, Manuel is going to jump on the Russell Brand wagon now and make a big kerfuffle about the swearing on the radio and men who look like ladies but talk like sailors.” But you will be please to hear that is not the case. I would not disappoint you so. This blog is neither populist nor popular: We deal here only with the important elite ideas and matters of spiritual import. Trivial mass media shenaninanigans that will be tomorrow’s chip paper do not distract those of us with bigger fishes to fry (mostly skate but also some haddock).
For esample, this week I see on the communist atheist BBC Web site that England’s so-called Natural History Museum is putting on display Charles Darwin’s beard. Some people are getting very escited about this discovery, and yet, I cannot even raise an eyebrow. For me, this exhibition is doing nothing more than displaying the toter and uttle bankruptcy of so-called Evolution, with all its concomitant nonsense about the Origin of the Species, Survivor of the Fittest, and the Eye of the Tiger. What do they think they are proving? After all, nobody is denying that Charles Darwin existed, so how does this new discovery of his beard in any way prove Evolution? The correct answer is: It does not!
For one thing, if evolution was true, these hairs, which is, I think, over 120,000 years old, should not be hairs any more but should have developed into an entirely different animal altogether, such as a French lizard, a scaly mongoose, or a flying turd. Even though I have not read any of Darwin’s ridiculous screeds, I understand enough about evolution to know that his beard hairs would have had to struggle against one another and a whole range of predators for survival-how else could they have lasted so long?-and that if the theory of evolution was true, the struggle would have meant they had changed their appearance completely, such as wearing disguises in order to blend in with their environment (tissue paper, apparently) to avoid predators, and also develop fangs to hunt down and eat their prey (bits of bogey, snot, skin cells, and so on). And yet none of this was happening! Why are scientists not saying to us, “We have found Darwin’s hair, and it disprove evolution”!? Because they are bastards.
Is only going to show that when it comes to avoiding impertinent questions, scientists too have their blond spots. They always are keep telling us they have the special technologies now to measure the distance between your armpit and the sun, or to tell how old Joan Rivers is, or to count chickens before they hatch, and yet they are not willing to get out their DNA machine and check if Darwin’s beard prove that he is related to Satan. Of course they will not. Because they already know the answer. And so does the BBC, which does not even ask the question either, being in the conspiracy with the scientists.
This, you see, is the real scandal that is going on. The BBC has deliberately concocts some superficial controversy about grown men making prank phone calls to an old man in order to distract from the real important news about Darwin’s beard so that nobody notice the significant questions that is not being asked. And of course the poor ignorant scum who make up the gullible British public swallow the plot. Hook, Lie, and Stinker. And the irony is that the fact that they do so is not only proof that people are idiots, but also is even more proof that evolution is rubbish. The people have always been idiots, and they always will be.
Is a good thing that we elite, perceptive few have this blog, I am think!

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