
Spain Is Show Its True Colours!
Los Hermanos Menendez . . . Come on Down!!!
I am being heartened this week by the story I read in the papers (English version is here) about the innocent young parricide Cyril Jacquet and the decision to remove him off from the show Around the World* just because it turn out that when he was a teenager he kill his mother and father! Is a very multifaceted story that fill me with renewed warmth at the perseverance of the human spirit, and also in these times of recession that a plucky, can-do attitude is all that we really need to succeed.
“Some people won’t let you put the past behind you,” say Mr. Jacquet, very understandably. I think Leon Trotsky said the very same thing, escept he wasn’t taking part in a globe-spanning competition with a grand prize of €200,000. And, to be fair to Señor J, or Cyril, as I think we can call him, he have the right to feel indignate. After all, he have paid the price and done the time for his crimes, and now he is going straight (although there is some doubt about this because he is work as a flight attendant). Neverthenonetheless, some of you I am hear saying, “Harumph, Manuel,” and also “Get your hand off my knee. Cyril was only spend three years in a youth detention centre for killing his parents. You have clearly not been in such a place, Manuel. Is like Toys R Us escept with heroin!”
Is a fair point. Some people may look at Cyril and his record, and then also see that he was being flown around the world for this competition, and they will say “Lord luvva duck. Life is just one big holiday for some people! Three years in holiday camp we laughingly call prison, his whole life now without parents beating him or telling him what to do or making him do homework or eating vegetables, and then he get nationwide publicity and treat to world tour. I just wish my parents was not already dead or teetering on the brink in retirement home with Alzheimer’s, incontinence, arthritis, colostomy bag, and Alzheimer’s. Some people have all the luck!”
But the take-away message from this story is I think altogether differents (and it is not Give a parricide a second chance.) It is this: Consider the fact that Cyril have been remove from the competition as soon as the organizers are finding out that he kill his parents. This would happen only in Spain! In Italy, for esample, if the organizers had find out half-way through, they would immediately have gone into hush-hush mode, and do everything to keep it quiet until after the show have gone away and everyone have forgotten who these unimportant people are. In Russia, on the other hand, they would have hired international hitman to kill the offending participant and then never mention them ever again and pretend they had never even been in the show. In England, if they had find out half-way, they would deliberately fix the show so that the killer would win (although it probly would not need a fixing; the British public love killers). And in America, the organizers would have stipulated at the very beginning of the show that you cannot go on it unless you HAVE kill your parents!
Thus it is that I have heart-warm feelings because of this story. It tell me that Spain is still not so cynical, depraved, sophisticated, decadent, corrupt, and other words, that it would take advantage of multiple murder for financial gain and publicity. We still live in what is, deep down, a decent, innocent, just, civilize society where people are not always thinking about the bottoms line. If this make us naive in a disgusting sinful shit-stain world, then so be it. It does not stop us from being salt of the earth, fruit of the loom, or chicken of the sea. And what is more important, it does not stop us from having the number one best football team in the entire universe and everywhere else!!
Is true!
*Not to be confused with the pornographic show of the same name on the XXXX-KOCK Cable Channel.
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Comment by: Seán Báite
Feb 13th 2009 at 13:02
Hola Manuel !
Is not ‘Cyril Jacquet’ a suspiciously French name ?
Same name as Aimé that won the World Cup for them…
Oh, excuse me, I mentioned something your Real-Barca squabble-squad never got their hands on…
Comment by: Manuel Estimulo
Feb 14th 2009 at 08:02
Hola Sean–
Is sound very French, yes, which only show how tolerant is modern-day Spain. He is probly northern Catalan or something atrocious like that.