War in Prada-ise!
Even the Devil Wear Prada!
How would you feel as a true-born pious devout Spanish nobleman to learn that when you die your God-given title will be inherit by a woman? More than likely you will spuke up your breakfast of truffle yogurt and napolitana all over the hunting dogs and your daily copy of ABC. Yet that is what the criminal socialist government of Spain under the totalitarian rule of the idiot Zapatero is plan to do if a group of spoilt and influential womens are having their way with him.
The law which have been brought about is preventing the sons of the Spanish aristocrocacy from claiming his father’s title if he is having an older sister. Quite rightly the aristocrocs are up in their armchairs about this iniquitous inequity and are insisting that the nation’s constitutional court strike down the law. What is worse, the law might even be allowing some ladies to claim titles retroactivistically from brothers and uncles who already have got them! This is a big disgrace!
One of the evil powerful women who is behind this law is the witchlike Ágatha Ruiz de la Prada, who is claiming the title Marquess of Castelldosrius from an uncle. I am say she is witchlike because she have clearly beguiled the idiot Zapatero into passing this law. Let us not forget what means the name Zapatero: It mean “shoe repairer” or “shoe fixer,” and who is the most famous shoe maker in the world who is laying claim to the title of Marquess of Castelldosrius? Si! None other than Ruiz de la Prada! You would have to be an utter loaf not to smell the stench of conspiracy here. And as you can see from above, she have even roped in the False Pope, Bendedict, into her schemes. This is nothing less than a plot to emasculate the Spanish aristocrocacy in order to render the country weak and feeble and femninine so that we can be better dominated by the atheist statanic communists and their golf-hating minions. Prada, incidentally, is also the wife of Pedro J. Ramírez, editor of the liberal rag El Mundo and clearly one of those wet liberal husbands who let his wife out of the house and have a job and income of her own. It come as no surprise. She probly even tell him what to write in his paper, which demonstrate how the corruption in today’s Spain go right from the very top.
Fortunately, the fightback have already begun. Some of the best noblemen have set up the Spanish Nobles Association in order to counter the pernicious influence of women and liberals. They have firsthand esperience of the chaos cause by this unnatural law. Miguel Beltrán Temboury y Redondo, who is spokesman for the Nobles, is report that already his own brother and sister have been fighting one another, sometimes in court, mostly in the back garden with deckchairs.
“Is most unbecoming of the Count of Labajos and Las Infantas to have to fend off his sister with a Swingball,” says Temboury. “And last week she leap out at him screaming from nowhere during the dressage event in Vienna. It wake up not only him but the rest of the crowd too.”
Temboury also tell us that over 1,000 Spanish aristocrocatic families have been thrown into confusion and doubt because sons who thought they would inherit titles will now see them go to older sisters. A number of sons have already begun taking hormone supplelements to become ladies. “They are confuse into thinking if they become ladies they will be able to keep their titles,” Temboury is esplain. “Others are forging their birth certificates to make themselfs look older, and some of the men are growing the moustaches to look more mature. Some of their moustaches are almost as thick as their sisters’.”
The Spanish Nobles are doing their best also to implore the king to intervene. “This is a violation that is being penetrated upon us by liberal homosexuals and lesbian ladies,” they point out clear-sightedly. They also observe that if the law was applied to the monarchy, then the next king would be a queen, because Juan Carlos’s oldest child is a lady. However, Juan Carlos is so far refusing to back the Rebel Nobles, which come as no surprise when you remember that he refuse also to back the military coup of Lieutenant General Jaime Milan del Bosch, back in 1981. Is sad to say that the King is a lily-chicken-liver-shit coward who is not knowing his place. He ought to be setting an esample to the people of Spain by ruling them directly with his iron-on fists. That way, everyone would know where they stand and who they should be deferential to. As it is, the world is in utter chaos.
Still, there is no way that you would find me kneeling down neither in front of nor behind a lady in order to kiss her ring. Some things are beneath me.
Yet, rarely are they ladies. I am not know why.
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