A Christmas Prayer

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Did you not get chips with it?

Baby Jesus, meek and mild
Bless the faithful with your smile
Holy Jesus, sacred child
Keep us safe from all things vile

Down from heaven, into manger
Out from slick and slimy thighs
Blood and mucous, lots of danger
Herod’s communist atheist spies

Masturbators, fornicators
Dirty Muslim, Filthy Jew
Double daters, weak dictators
Split their bestial skulls in two

Let blood splatter, cranial matter
To the glory of our Lord
Gay brown hatter, fanny batter
Put the heathen to the sword

Little donkey, one-eyed monkey
Two small camels, talking frog
Hear his sermon, godless vermin
In original Spanish, Catalan dog

Hear the message, peace and love
Listen, sinner, and obey
Iron fist in iron glove
You must kneel and you must pay

See his picture, in the Prado
Beauty wasted on common horde
Give them all the bastinado
If that fails, try waterboard

Gentle Jesus, in a stable
Angels watching, virgin birth
Real Madrid top of the table
Franco’s boys best team on Earth

Loving Jesu, son of God
Kill the pagans, curse the gay
Spoil their children with the rod
Remind them all, is Christmas Day.

Feliz Navidad y una Feliz Año Nuevo to all my reader.

Muchos besos

Manuel

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