
A Pork Belly’s Fence Back Fires
A pork belly’s fence back fires
(In sympathy with Michael ‘Stroke’ Fahy)
The poor créatúr,
he’s the only one
you’d ever see
down my road.
Sure what harm
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had he done,
only taking
what he could get-
wouldn’t any of us
have done the same.
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Now the divil,
does his dirty work
not in the chamber
but in his chamber pot.
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Once they caught him
he gave all the money back,
credit where credit is due.
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The whole council
applauded his return
despite his convictions,
they kept theirs,
having voted
in good faith
to keep him on
the pay roll-
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but that’s little
to him
and his months
in exile;
there’s nothing sadder
than a king deprived
of his kingdom,
but oh!
he got a royal welcome
when he came back.
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It’s nice to see him
down my road again.
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Charon does not take credit (Black Thursday 2010)
Four horsemen
sit snugly
in the cab
of a cement-mixer
thundering along
unfinished dual-carriage ways,
as the ghost estates
howl
for mercy
in their flooded fields;
the ferryman
steers on
through the 10 golden circles
of hell,
a chorus of obese
and red faced cherubs
cry:
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“we only took
the best advice given,
we only took
the best advice given”…
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Old comrades and bath water
The water turned cold
long ago
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his toe
has been stuck
in the tap
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his arse
is the only thing
plugging the drain.
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And this is
just how he
like it:
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calling his wife
(long gone),
his dog
(long dead)
and then calling them
all the names under the sun.
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Finding the face cloth
among the stale bubbles
he covers his eyes.
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The journey to
the dry towel
is not an option.
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Liam Duffy is a student of Public and Social Policy at the National University of Ireland, Galway, where he was the editor of their Writers Society’s magazine the Sharp Review. He recently took a break from Ireland to check out the poetry scene in Finland and study at the University of Helsinki. He has most recently been published in A Hudson view, The Rain town review, the anthology Emergency verse- poetry in defence of the welfare state. and read at the West Cork Literary Festival in Ireland as part of a reading dubbed: Irish Poets: A New Generation.
Photo of an ad for Independent Fianna Fail candidate Michael ‘Stroke’ Fahy published for the 1987 General Election courtesy of Irish Election Literature.


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