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She jiggles her one year old on her knee
and smiles like Magda Goebbels,
of whom she has never heard.
If you don’t have central heating,
more fool you for having no respect
for yourself. She is not au fait
with trade unions. Her laughter,
a bag of rattling crowbars
and always at someone else’s
expense. If you didn’t get paid
no one to blame
but yourself. Her husband’s income
bracket, no one’s business
but hers and the guy she shares
occasional hotel rooms with
in Limerick and Ballybofey.
Her chin, you could skin
several cats with. No such thing
as poverty in Ireland today,
as anyone who’s ever had
a proper job would know.
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One stray word and she’ll put
child pornography
she had specially made for you
in your office drawer;
but you know, in a flash,
she’d be down on her knees
if she thought some temporary advantage
was to be had in your pants.
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Each of her days its own picket line
she pleasures herself by crossing.
She is not au fait
with trade unions but smiles
like Magda Goebbels,
of whom she has never heard.
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Kevin Higgins is co-organiser of Over The Edge literary events in Galway, Ireland. He facilitates poetry workshops at Galway Arts Centre; teaches creative writing at Galway Technical Institute and on the Brothers of Charity Away With Words programme. He is also Writer-in-Residence at Merlin Park Hospital and the poetry critic of the Galway Advertiser. His first collection of poems The Boy With No Face was published by Salmon in February 2005 and was short-listed for the 2006 Strong Award. His second collection, Time Gentlemen, Please, was published in March 2008 by Salmon. One of the poems from Time Gentlemen, Please, ‘My Militant Tendency’, featured in the Forward Book of Poetry 2009. His work also features in the anthology Identity Parade - New British and Irish Poets (Ed Roddy Lumsden, Bloodaxe, 2010). Frightening New Furniture is his third collection of poems and was published in April by Salmon Poetry. Kevin has read his work at most of the major literary festivals in Ireland and at Arts Council and Culture Ireland supported poetry events in Kansas City, USA (2006), Los Angeles, USA (2007), London, UK (2007), New York, USA (2008), Athens, Greece (2008); St. Louis, USA (2008), Chicago, USA (2009) & Denver, USA (2010). As part of his Culture Ireland supported trip to Chicago in February 2009 he participated in and took first place in a specially arranged poetry slam at the Chicago’s Green Mill Bar and Lounge, the birthplace of slam poetry. He has new poems recently published or forthcoming in The Irish Times, Washington Square Review (New York), Harry’s Place, Emergency Verse: Poems In Defence of The Welfare State (UK), The Raintown Review (New Mexico), Southword, The Galway Advertiser & The Birmingham Poetry Review (Alabama). Kevin’s fourth collection of poetry, The Ghost In The Lobby, will be published by Salmon Poetry in 2012.


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