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Friday, Sep 5th 2008


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The Sage in a Time of Change

The Wisdom of Old Men Has Been Earned. Is Not Just Bloody Senility!
Although lovely Holy pissing Ireland has always shunned bigheads and know-it-alls and have always been suspicious of thinking, up the country you will still find a great deal of respect for the job of teacher, especially as a job for ugly spinster girls […]

Humourless Chinese Live Up to Racial Stereotype Yet Again!!

Is NOT a Chinese reference, is a very funny reference to Mongs!!
I espect you have all seen the papers complaining about the Spanish men’s basketball team making the slitty-eyes gesture before going off to compete in the Olympic Games in Beijing. Once again, the stupid mass media are getting the wrong end of the stick, […]

A Little Learning Go a Long Way!!

The idiot mayor of the Gallego town of Oleiros have built a statue picture of Che Guevara’s face on a roundabout, using public funds, during the night-time so that nobody will complain. What a moron! As if he think people will not notice it now during the daylight. I know that the people of Galicia […]

And Yet, If You Squint, It Just Look Like Shit!!

One of my wonderful, pious, intrepid apparition spotters in America alert me to the news that Our Lady was recently making an appearance in Salinas, California, at the Old Town Bar & Grill restaurant. Our Lady was not a customer, however. No. She was spotted by a plumber in a floor drain! What could she […]

More Proof of Spain’s Racial Superiority!

Si, is brilliant Spanish bicyclist Carlos Sastre, who win France’s Tour de France last week in Paris, France, putting the seal (and also the lion) on a fine summer for Spanish virility, which have seen the man-boy-child Rafa Nadal also lick all-comers at Wimbledon, England, and the genius national football team win Euro 2008 in […]

Saint Bernadette Must be Spinning in Her Reliquary Like a Tumble Drier!!

Si, is an actual photograph, in colour, taken at the time, of Our Lady making an apparition in front of poor ignorant hallucinating French peasant girl Bernadette Soubirous in the grotto in Lourdes, France. Of course, Bernadette is no longer a poor ignorant hallucinating peasant girl these days, because she is dead; she is now […]

How Could They Tell?!

 

The False Pope Conspiracy Was Concocked When Ratzinger Was Still a Boy!!
Did you see the startling revelation in the news that the Vatican has discovered a fake priest who was trying to get in to listen to people’s confessions? Is a big disgrace. But is also a toilet tissue of lies!
This is clearly a diversionary […]

Is Super Spaniard!

Eat This, Mister Federal!
Did you watch all of the Wimberdon final on Sunday? No, neither did I, but wasn’t it absolutely riveting?! I could not take my eyes off all the backhanders, forehanders, serveces, volleys, drop shots and blobs. Was really great entertaining.
And in the end of course we had the best winner, as you […]

Get Down on Your Knees and Rejoice!!

Si, is the former Atlético Madrid moron and now Scouse bastard Fernando Torres, who score the winning goal for Spain last weekend in the esciting final of the Eurovision Football Championships against the rubbish Germans to secure for Spain their first proper international football trophy since the days of el Generalísimo himself. Was a wonderful, […]

Shut Up and Sing!!

Everybody Want to Rule the World, says Jim Corr!
Everyone in Europe is in a blind shit-filled panic after the lovely fascist public of Ireland mistakenly voted NO by accident in the Eurovision Elections the other week, and now the hunt is on for the Scapegunts to take the blame for why they gave the wrong […]

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