Welcome to Sunny Crete. Don’t Not Forget Your Beach Towels!!
Did my title get your attention? Si! Are you like it? Of course! Is my entry suggestion for the new competition Your Lovely Pissing Country, Your Call, which have been set up by the husband of the president of lovely pissing [...]

Don’t Call Me Scarface!!
Si, is the very lovely late actress Vanessa Redgrave, who I think was die last week because I see a tribute to her on the BIFTAS. Here in this picture she is also dying, but just pretend dying, in the role of the socialite Isadora Dunkin, who was invent not just the [...]

Seriously, though, who is going to read all that?
I think it was the ancient Greek philosopher Epididymis who was said, “Woe be unto him who is know not what he has got. For his neighbour will be livid when he catch it off him.” At the time, he was talking about the pneubonic plague that [...]

Si! Is Sylvester Stallion as Ramboy!
I am have been particularly sicken this week by reading the papers. Reading the papers was always make me sick, but this week the sick was coming out my nostrils, especially when I was read this story about ladies in Manchester, England, being sprayed by a man who throws his [...]

Earthquakes Leave Us All in a Difficult Position
Like everyone else in the world, I have been watching the earthquake coverage on the television from Haiti and making prayers morning noon and night that God will stop now. I am as lacking in compassion as the next man, so long as the next man is me, [...]

Young Boys Will Stick Their Head Anywhere!
I have always found the politics in Northern Ireland very confusing, I must confess. As I am understand it, the place is divided up into two part, one ruled over by a militaristic authoritarian misogynistic reactionary Protestant fascism, which want to take everyone back to the 17th century, and [...]

As you are probly know if you are a funky culture vulture with your fingers in the pulses, peoples everywhere are rave about the new blue movie Atavar, by Irish director James Cameron, mostly because it is in three dimensions, going not only up and down the screen and both ways across the screen but [...]

Is Sister Hermann Maria and the Orphanage Fire which She Alone Predict!
Is my very great pleasure today to present for to you the annual apocalyptic predictions from Sister Hermann Marie Assumpta, the well-known hallucinating mystic nun with the migraines and the sunglasses. Notorious for the accuracy of her predictions, Sister Hermann Maria has been preparing [...]

Did you not get chips with it?
Baby Jesus, meek and mild
Bless the faithful with your smile
Holy Jesus, sacred child
Keep us safe from all things vile
Down from heaven, into manger
Out from slick and slimy thighs
Blood and mucous, lots of danger
Herod’s communist atheist spies
Masturbators, fornicators
Dirty Muslim, Filthy Jew
Double daters, weak dictators
Split their bestial skulls in two

A Souvenir of Milan!
You may not have see in the news because the liberal communists who run the media deliberately downplay the kerfuffle, but well-known Italian paramour and sex god Silvio Berlusconi was dreadfully hospitalized the other day in a horrific accident/assault. I am say accident/assault because it is still not clear precisely what was [...]