In keeping with the spirit of the times, Khmer Rouge Strippergram (in association with ILR) is launching its annual Limerick for Ireland competition. Entrants must endeavour to produce works that accurately represent and reflect life in 21st-century Ireland. It is our fervent hope that the naturally good-hearted and instinctively cheerful people of this fine and [...]

Treating injuries miles from the ER is an essential skill, but you don’t need to be a doctor, surgeon, nurse, paediatrician, obstetric gynaecologist, or even a plain old voyeur to learn what it takes to survive in the wild. Brad Chilterns is the founder of Outdoor Medicine, which specializes in teaching underedumacated back-country folk and [...]

“Swallow my luminous cack!” When Swindon mom Debbie Flobb heard her four-year-old son, Robert, use this phrase in conversation with a telecoms engineer on the phone one Monday morning, her first response was utter horror. “I can’t imagine where he might have picked up language like that,” said the 63-year-old mother of three from Didsbury. [...]

Excerpts from works by novelists who didn’t even get a look-in at this year’s Nobel Prize for Literature, won by Romanian-born German novelist and poet Herta Müller.
Eric thought nothing of knocking out a couple of dozen portraits a day. Lenin. Bruce Lee. Archbishop Makarios. JFK. Rolf Harris. What frustrated him was how easily it came [...]

Money is brilliant. Some people think that it is not brilliant, but they are wrong. It is. If you think about it, money can be used to buy anything. Darts, newspapers, Matlow’s Refreshers, season tickets for the MK Dons, blowjobs, cheesecake, pints of lager, shoes, forests, cars, Whitesnake DVDs, after-shave, knee-pads, haircuts, Ph.D.’s, Swiss army [...]

Thierry Henry, 32
FIFA Footballer of the Year 2010
What is Va-Va-Voom? Va-Va-Voom is doing things with style, with flair, panache, a certain je ne sais quoi. Who can say? Not me. I am not the ref.
Gillette Mach 4 Turbo: Now that’s what I call a close shave.

I do a lot of work for charity, you know. [...]

From Advertising Age magazine, an update as to the current whereabouts and activities of past winners of the U.K.’s Advertising Executive of the Year award.
2008: Gareth Dailly: Liver failure brought about by excessive consumption of Jack Daniel’s bourbon. Currently in intensive care, Luton.
2007: Brett Kenna: Died 2008. Trampled underfoot during crowd [...]

Libertarianism is brilliant. Some people think that it is not brilliant, but they are wrong. It is.
What Libertarianism is, is this: It is a philosophy of the world which holds that everyone should be allowed to do what they like without any interference from anyone else and so long as they do not [...]

Our favourite magazine here at Khmer Mansions is Seventeen, every issue of which is passed around the office and down the ranks so each staff member can individually savour its consistently fun, informative, and sticky pages in the privacy of his/her own cubicle. One particular cause for delight is that it takes its readers’ health [...]

The Ten Most Important Conspiracy Theories THEY Don’t Want You to Know About
1: The Illuminati and the FA Cup “Fixtures”
All FA Cup results are predetermined by a shadowy cabal of sinister malefactors, also sometimes known as the pools panel, in order to keep the male population of the UK mesmerized by the “romance of [...]