The Wisdom of Old Men Has Been Earned. Is Not Just Bloody Senility!
Although lovely Holy pissing Ireland has always shunned bigheads and know-it-alls and have always been suspicious of thinking, up the country you will still find a great deal of respect for the job of teacher, especially as a job for ugly spinster girls [...]

Is NOT a Chinese reference, is a very funny reference to Mongs!!
I espect you have all seen the papers complaining about the Spanish men’s basketball team making the slitty-eyes gesture before going off to compete in the Olympic Games in Beijing. Once again, the stupid mass media are getting the wrong end of the stick, [...]

The idiot mayor of the Gallego town of Oleiros have built a statue picture of Che Guevara’s face on a roundabout, using public funds, during the night-time so that nobody will complain. What a moron! As if he think people will not notice it now during the daylight. I know that the people of Galicia [...]

Si, is an actual photograph, in colour, taken at the time, of Our Lady making an apparition in front of poor ignorant hallucinating French peasant girl Bernadette Soubirous in the grotto in Lourdes, France. Of course, Bernadette is no longer a poor ignorant hallucinating peasant girl these days, because she is dead; she is now [...]

The False Pope Conspiracy Was Concocked When Ratzinger Was Still a Boy!!
Did you see the startling revelation in the news that the Vatican has discovered a fake priest who was trying to get in to listen to people’s confessions? Is a big disgrace. But is also a toilet tissue of lies!
This is clearly a diversionary [...]

Eat This, Mister Federal!
Did you watch all of the Wimberdon final on Sunday? No, neither did I, but wasn’t it absolutely riveting?! I could not take my eyes off all the backhanders, forehanders, serveces, volleys, drop shots and blobs. Was really great entertaining.
And in the end of course we had the best winner, as you [...]

Everybody Want to Rule the World, says Jim Corr!
Everyone in Europe is in a blind shit-filled panic after the lovely fascist public of Ireland mistakenly voted NO by accident in the Eurovision Elections the other week, and now the hunt is on for the Scapegunts to take the blame for why they gave the wrong [...]

Enda Kenny Has a Hotline to Hitler!
The pious devout people of lovely pissing Ireland go to the poles today in order to pass their opinion on the Lisbon Treaty, an important document that will facilitate the efficient running of the European superstate: Making things run more efficient is usually a euphemism which mean to [...]

“Power . . . to All Our Friends!!!”
I see that much of the biased liberal-communist mainstream English-language media have been running the ridiculous story about how British singer Cliff Richards (seen above) was robbed of the Eurovision Song Contest title by underhand scheming on the part of El Generalísimo Francisco Franco, who was supposedly running [...]

Endearing Ingenue, Country Pumpkin, or Simple Puppet of His Evil Taskmasters?
According to the newspapers here in Las Canarias, the people of London, England, have voted in for their new mayor a complete idiot who is very smart, the man named Boris Johnson, grandson of Samuel Boswell, who founded The Spectator magazine.
This was not entirely unespected [...]