One of my wonderful, pious, intrepid apparition spotters in America alert me to the news that Our Lady was recently making an appearance in Salinas, California, at the Old Town Bar & Grill restaurant. Our Lady was not a customer, however. No. She was spotted by a plumber in a floor drain! What could she [...]

Si, is brilliant Spanish bicyclist Carlos Sastre, who win France’s Tour de France last week in Paris, France, putting the seal (and also the lion) on a fine summer for Spanish virility, which have seen the man-boy-child Rafa Nadal also lick all-comers at Wimbledon, England, and the genius national football team win Euro 2008 in [...]

Si, is an actual photograph, in colour, taken at the time, of Our Lady making an apparition in front of poor ignorant hallucinating French peasant girl Bernadette Soubirous in the grotto in Lourdes, France. Of course, Bernadette is no longer a poor ignorant hallucinating peasant girl these days, because she is dead; she is now [...]

The False Pope Conspiracy Was Concocked When Ratzinger Was Still a Boy!!
Did you see the startling revelation in the news that the Vatican has discovered a fake priest who was trying to get in to listen to people’s confessions? Is a big disgrace. But is also a toilet tissue of lies!
This is clearly a diversionary [...]

Eat This, Mister Federal!
Did you watch all of the Wimberdon final on Sunday? No, neither did I, but wasn’t it absolutely riveting?! I could not take my eyes off all the backhanders, forehanders, serveces, volleys, drop shots and blobs. Was really great entertaining.
And in the end of course we had the best winner, as you [...]

Karl Marx, 64. Communist.
–When I was suffering from haemorrhoids, I had more than a dozen doctors look up my arse to effect a cure. Not a one of them could manage it. Do you know what cured me in the end? Homeopathy. Homeopathy and the Dialectic.
–Having children alters your perspective on life utterly. You lose [...]

Si, is the former Atlético Madrid moron and now Scouse bastard Fernando Torres, who score the winning goal for Spain last weekend in the esciting final of the Eurovision Football Championships against the rubbish Germans to secure for Spain their first proper international football trophy since the days of el Generalísimo himself. Was a wonderful, [...]

Everybody Want to Rule the World, says Jim Corr!
Everyone in Europe is in a blind shit-filled panic after the lovely fascist public of Ireland mistakenly voted NO by accident in the Eurovision Elections the other week, and now the hunt is on for the Scapegunts to take the blame for why they gave the wrong [...]

You Are Going Nowhere, Sonny Jim. Stitch That!
Did you read in the crappy English newspapers about how the atheist communist leader of Manchester United, Sir Alex-Fergulson, has been making the disparaging remarks about Real Madrid, accusing it of moral bankruptcy because of its success during the glorious Franco period, a time when, he seems to [...]

You can almost smell the sense of anticipation!
The big news in Spain this week was that a butcher in Pontevedra name Marcelino is winning a million and a half euro in the Primitiva lottery, thereby doubling the gross regional income of Galicia in one stroke. As you can see in the video I have [...]