Send Off the Clowens!
Lovely holy pissing Ireland has erupt into chaos and violence this week as the government was dissolve and now there is an empty vacuum standing in its place. A very espensive vacuum that does not work very well. A Dyson. And as any moron student of political philosophy can tell you, if [...]

This is a Worrying Sign
Just over a year ago there was big riots in Egypt and in Algeria by football fans who was angry about the cheating of the opposition’s players, not surprising when you consider that it was two Arab countries who was play one another. Even although there was much tut-tutting at the [...]

You should be at home making profiteroles, not making penis jokes on a podium.
Me: I have a question for you. What have got in common Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Pope John Paul Mark 2?
You: Is it that they all are dead?
Me: Don’t be a moronic. Everyone all knows [...]

Is Julian Donkey-Boy. Everything About Him Is Scream “Antichrist”!!!!
The always-reliable Bible (New Testament) is tell us that when the Antichrist is come to Earth, everything about him will make people think that he is really the Messiah, and you can see from the picture above that the founder of Wikileak is tick ALL the boxes [...]

The Future is So Dark, I Cannot Find My Shades
As you can see from the above photo which I was take the day before yesterday, everyone here is bloody freezing and having to huddle together on the beach at Playa Blanca in the hope that our body heat will generate enough warmth to see us [...]

Genealogy is brilliant. Some people think that it is not brilliant, but they are wrong. It is.
What genealogy is, is finding out who your real parents are. And then who their real parents are, or were, if they are dead now, and then who your real parents’ real parents’ [...]

Some of My Best Friends are Male Prostitutes
The ancient Chinese use to have an ancient Chinese blessing, which was go like this: May you be in the Interesting Times. The Interesting Times was the first ever invented daily newspaper, based in Beijing, which then was called Peking, and before that Constantinople. It was consider to [...]

Satan is my co-pilot.
The evil usurper anti-Pope Bendedict is being in Spain for the last couple of days, as if our poor beknighted country is not having enough to worry about. Yesterday he was in Santiago de Compostela, where he was give out about the “aggressive anti-clericalism” which is holding Spain in its sway, [...]

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An extract from The Sceptics Bible. Part 518 of 666.

IN the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the word was God.

2 Even though Wittgenstein has proved the impossibility of a private language.

3 All things were made by Him; and without Him was not any thing made that was made.